iamachilles

Achilles is a writer, performer, and comedian living in New York City.




Thanks to Johnathan Fernandez

Thanks to Johnathan Fernandez

josh:

Everything I own.

Josh was also “owned” last night at his goodbye roast.  So much fun.  Everyone’s bits were awesome.  You missed THE COMEDY EVENT OF THE CENTURY.

josh:

Everything I own.

Josh was also “owned” last night at his goodbye roast.  So much fun.  Everyone’s bits were awesome.  You missed THE COMEDY EVENT OF THE CENTURY.

Oh my god. This is awesome.

(Thanks, Porter!)

Walken performs “Poker Face” by Lady GaGa.

(via Buzzfeed)

The view outside the apartment right now.  Bleecker St. is crowded with Halloween paraders.

The view outside the apartment right now.  Bleecker St. is crowded with Halloween paraders.

patbaer:

This is my fav photo in the slide show. Such a great pic!

Yeah!

patbaer:

This is my fav photo in the slide show. Such a great pic!

Yeah!

When I was younger, I always watched Good Day New York while getting ready for school.  In this video, Jim Ryan and Dick Oliver have a personal fight in the middle of a field report.  (Watch until 55 seconds in, when it really gets cooking.)  Great stuff.

purns:

lookmom:

heart melt.
a little boy with a neuromuscular disorder makes a sweet Wall-E

1. This is adorable. 2. Please let me one day be this good a parent.
A great companion to the Darth Vader costume I posted a few days ago.

purns:

lookmom:

heart melt.

a little boy with a neuromuscular disorder makes a sweet Wall-E

1. This is adorable. 2. Please let me one day be this good a parent.

A great companion to the Darth Vader costume I posted a few days ago.

206 bones. 5 major organs. 60,000 miles of blood vessels. All it takes is time. Days. Months. Years, spent memorizing the finite ways there are to hurt and break a man. Preparing for all of them. I’ve escaped from every conceivable deathtrap. Ten times. A dozen times. I can slow my breathing and metabolism to control panic and conserve air. Straitjacket’s kindergarten. Locks, too. Benchpressing a pine coffin lid through 600 pounds of loose soil that’s filling your mouth crushing your lungs flat and shredding your dehydrated muscles. That’s harder. But far from impossible.

Batman

(via The Daily Batman)