iamachilles

Achilles is a writer, performer, and comedian living in New York City.




Calm down bro.

Calm down bro.

Something I don't want to do but would like someone else to do

chrisreblogs:

A mashup video the makes it look like Golem is dating/seeking to date/or something Precious from the movie Precious.

Gasp!  I had essentially this same idea, but I don’t know how to get select footage of Precious without a DVD.

Spot the bear in the Toblerone logo.
Cannot be unseen.

Spot the bear in the Toblerone logo.

Cannot be unseen.

Addicted to this flash tennis game.
vaov:

Achilles

You know me well.

vaov:

Achilles

You know me well.
Famous Boat Captains Compared.
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Famous Boat Captains Compared.

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thedailywhat:

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Neil Young performs a haunting cover of the Fresh Prince theme song and, just like that, my life is complete.

Also: A rift in the spacetime continuum.

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Whoa, this is good.

This is awesome/the worst thing ever.

(via Buzzfeed)