Thanks to Johnathan Fernandez
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josh:
Everything I own.
Josh was also “owned” last night at his goodbye roast. So much fun. Everyone’s bits were awesome. You missed THE COMEDY EVENT OF THE CENTURY.
The view outside the apartment right now. Bleecker St. is crowded with Halloween paraders.
When I was younger, I always watched Good Day New York while getting ready for school. In this video, Jim Ryan and Dick Oliver have a personal fight in the middle of a field report. (Watch until 55 seconds in, when it really gets cooking.) Great stuff.
1. This is adorable. 2. Please let me one day be this good a parent.heart melt.
a little boy with a neuromuscular disorder makes a sweet Wall-E
A great companion to the Darth Vader costume I posted a few days ago.
206 bones. 5 major organs. 60,000 miles of blood vessels. All it takes is time. Days. Months. Years, spent memorizing the finite ways there are to hurt and break a man. Preparing for all of them. I’ve escaped from every conceivable deathtrap. Ten times. A dozen times. I can slow my breathing and metabolism to control panic and conserve air. Straitjacket’s kindergarten. Locks, too. Benchpressing a pine coffin lid through 600 pounds of loose soil that’s filling your mouth crushing your lungs flat and shredding your dehydrated muscles. That’s harder. But far from impossible.
