There be tale of a fierce egg roll guarding the UCB Training Center kitchen. Under strict decree from the UCB Four — and kept alive with a regular tribute of soy sauce by a poor village boy simply named “Pat” — the fried egg roll is known to ask three comedy-related riddles to all who seek to enter its charge. Many a student has disappeared forever after failing to provide an adequate answer to the query “What is Game?”
But, alas, it be just… legend!
(A Brothers Hines fairy tale.)