School’s out for summer: Good thing it’s not a school night. That way all the children of Detroit can go see Alice Cooper throw out the first pitch at the Tigers game.
Photo: Paul Sancya/The Associated Press
More Pulitzers than any other pile of scrap paper.
New sketch by Adam Conover and I. The newspapers are full of trash these days.
Whoa, I wrote a sketch with this same exact premise. I even submitted it for my BETA packet last year!
Source: College Humor
